Burrito #10 was a Rush

I get my free burrito notification from Moe's every Tuesday night at midnight. It's an exciting thing to wake up to. Forget about all the social media notifications about nonsense and who posted what...when the first thing you see in the morning is a free burrito, you can't help but smile. Last week flew by … Continue reading Burrito #10 was a Rush


Burrito #9 and My Unrequited Love for Salsa Verde

For Halloween a few years back, I dressed up as a packet of Salsa Verde from Taco Bell. My love for this particular type of salsa could stretch to the ends of the ocean. It w Ias garlic and tomatillo and spices and wonderment. Then one day Taco Bell stuck a knife through my heart … Continue reading Burrito #9 and My Unrequited Love for Salsa Verde

Eight was…umm…Interesting

When you have the opportunity to consume 52 burritos in a year for free, you're going to have some winners and some losers. Number eight was one of the less impressive burritos, not because of ingredients...but because of a faulty burrito roll. Folding a burrito properly takes a bit of skill and finesse. Next time … Continue reading Eight was…umm…Interesting

Burrito #7 was Lucky (aren’t they all?)

I have a favorite burrito roller at my Moe's. He's a super friendly manager who takes his job seriously enough to motivate his employees and welcome every guest that comes into the restaurant. I don't know his name but I should probably ask. I'm just not sure how to not make that situation hella awkward. … Continue reading Burrito #7 was Lucky (aren’t they all?)

Tattoos and Burrito #5

I'm working on collecting food tattoos over the past few years. There are a bunch scattered over other parts of my body, but it's my work-in-progress calf sleeve of food that I'm the most proud of. When I came across the logo for the Pugs Take Philadelphia event that happened on October 13th, I pretty … Continue reading Tattoos and Burrito #5

I Cheated On Moe’s With Taco Bell, Sorry/Not Sorry

Taco Bell was my gateway drug to Mexican food. All of my Mexican friends just clutched their pearls and started angry typing emails to me in order to explain that Taco Bell isn't Mexican food. I agree with you, and my stomach agrees with you too. It's like Macaroni Grill isn't really Italian food according … Continue reading I Cheated On Moe’s With Taco Bell, Sorry/Not Sorry

Burritos 3 and 4 (It’s a Combo Deal)

I'll totally admit that it's hard writing and keeping up with it. I've started a bazillion blogs (probably more like 15, but whatever) in my time on the Internet. Starting is the easy part, it's keeping it going that is difficult. Burrito 3 was a, "Holy crap! I forgot to get my free burrito this … Continue reading Burritos 3 and 4 (It’s a Combo Deal)

Burrito #2

We've started getting excited about Thursday nights because they've turned into a free burrito experience. While I don't mind cooking, I'm wondering what kind of magic I can pull off with all the ingredients Moe's is giving me for free every week. I'm not done with the burritos yet though, I'm just sure that at … Continue reading Burrito #2